Joining the German Army: Months One to Three

Are you a lil’ momma´s boy? Have you just realized that that you have never really had to prove yourself? Have you realized that you need help to overcome your status as a worthless, disgusting maggot? Sonny, go join the army. Either they’ll make you into a hero and a gentleman, or at least you'll have died trying. But before you heed the call to arms, listen to our podcast to find out if you can take the first three months, or if you would be better off quitting before you even start.

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Michael and Philipp, survivors